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NAAFA women injure six National Doughnut Day stampede
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Applewood Bacon
2015-06-15 18:05:12 UTC
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Memo to fat gals: your gluttony is deadly to not only yourselves, but
to normal people also. Do everyone a favor, put down the doughnut.
http://www.deadseriousnews.com/naafa-members-injure-six-in-national-doughnut-day-stampede/
Six people were injured yesterday, one critically, at The Glory Hole
doughnut shop in Oakland, California. The independently run store was
giving away a limited number of free doughnuts in celebration of
National Doughnut Day.
The National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance (NAAFA) made an
announcement of the celebration at its headquarters in Oakland. NAAFA
closed its office to allow its members to drive to The Glory Hole
doughnut shop, which is located approximately a block away.
According to witnesses, the mayhem started when The Glory Hole’s
allocation of free doughnuts was given away before the NAAFA members
were served. Cries of “fat bashers” and “size discrimination” were
shouted at the Korean couple who own The Glory Hole. When asked to
leave by the owners, the NAAFA members became agitated and charged the
counter. Four patrons were trampled in the ensuing stampede and the
owners were hurt when the counter fell over on top of them. Mr. Lee
Kim, one of the store owners, was in critical, but stable condition as
of this morning.
Damned sows don't know how to behave in public.
Oakland police are reviewing security camera footage and have asked
for members of the public to come forward if they have any information
on this incident.
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J Young
Jeanne Douglas
2015-06-16 02:38:45 UTC
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Memo to fat gals: your gluttony is deadly to not only yourselves, but
to normal people also. Do everyone a favor, put down the doughnut.
http://www.deadseriousnews.com/naafa-members-injure-six-in-national-doughnut
-day-stampede/
I don't know if anybody noticed this, but Dead Serous News is a comic
website. Kinda like The Onion.

Leave it to the trolls to believe it.
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JD

Being open-minded is merely the willingness to consider
evidence, not the willingness to accept claims without any.
Lady Veteran
2015-06-16 15:31:42 UTC
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On Mon, 15 Jun 2015 19:38:45 -0700, Jeanne Douglas
Post by Jeanne Douglas
Memo to fat gals: your gluttony is deadly to not only yourselves, but
to normal people also. Do everyone a favor, put down the doughnut.
http://www.deadseriousnews.com/naafa-members-injure-six-in-national-doughnut
-day-stampede/
I don't know if anybody noticed this, but Dead Serous News is a comic
website. Kinda like The Onion.
Leave it to the trolls to believe it.
They are so dumb they will believe anything.

LV
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J
2015-06-16 19:50:48 UTC
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Post by Lady Veteran
On Mon, 15 Jun 2015 19:38:45 -0700, Jeanne Douglas
Post by Jeanne Douglas
Memo to fat gals: your gluttony is deadly to not only yourselves, but
to normal people also. Do everyone a favor, put down the doughnut.
http://www.deadseriousnews.com/naafa-members-injure-six-in-national-doughnut
-day-stampede/
I don't know if anybody noticed this, but Dead Serous News is a comic
website. Kinda like The Onion.
Leave it to the trolls to believe it.
They are so dumb they will believe anything.
LV
Most people have witnessed behemoths in action. There would be no
reason to doubt the authenticity of the article.


J Young
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Jeanne Douglas
2015-06-17 01:00:55 UTC
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Post by J
Post by Lady Veteran
On Mon, 15 Jun 2015 19:38:45 -0700, Jeanne Douglas
Post by Jeanne Douglas
Memo to fat gals: your gluttony is deadly to not only yourselves, but
to normal people also. Do everyone a favor, put down the doughnut.
http://www.deadseriousnews.com/naafa-members-injure-six-in-national-doug
hnut
-day-stampede/
I don't know if anybody noticed this, but Dead Serous News is a comic
website. Kinda like The Onion.
Leave it to the trolls to believe it.
They are so dumb they will believe anything.
LV
Most people have witnessed behemoths in action. There would be no
reason to doubt the authenticity of the article.
Admit it. You thought a joke post was reality. Just admit the fact that
you fucked up.
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JD

Being open-minded is merely the willingness to consider
evidence, not the willingness to accept claims without any.
Bishop Don Kool - A National Treasure
2015-06-17 02:35:49 UTC
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Post by Jeanne Douglas
Post by J
Post by Lady Veteran
On Mon, 15 Jun 2015 19:38:45 -0700, Jeanne Douglas
Post by Jeanne Douglas
Memo to fat gals: your gluttony is deadly to not only yourselves, but
to normal people also. Do everyone a favor, put down the doughnut.
http://www.deadseriousnews.com/naafa-members-injure-six-in-national-doug
hnut
-day-stampede/
I don't know if anybody noticed this, but Dead Serous News is a comic
website. Kinda like The Onion.
Leave it to the trolls to believe it.
They are so dumb they will believe anything.
LV
Most people have witnessed behemoths in action. There would be no
reason to doubt the authenticity of the article.
Admit it. You thought a joke post was reality. Just admit the fact that
you fucked up.
Jeanne, have another Ding-Dong.
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Try God!
Don

See you in church.
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