Trustee of Truth
2006-10-13 15:33:20 UTC
Houston, TX = America's Shithole!!!
It's official, Houston is a hellhole.
Flame me all you want about how could 4 million+ people be wrong but
I'm going to state a few facts in support of my opinion:
1. Worst streets of any city in the nation. CAN THIS CITY PLEASE FIX
THE TIRE-BUSTING POTHOLES ON WESTHEIMER AND ALL OVER DOWNTOWN!
2. Fat people EVERYWHERE who can't put down their kolaches, donuts or
BBQ sandwhiches long enough to get their fat asses on a treadmill, or,
God forbid, TAKE A WALK OUTDOORS.
3. Hillbilly hicks who's "Southern Charm" seems way more fake than the
personalities of anyone in L.A.
4. Never ending construction (eg how long hav they been working on 610
near the Galleria now?) that constantly prevents one from keeping their
car(s) clean.
5. Rain, clouds or overcast conditions 6 days out of every week.
6. Impossible to keep a car clean so why wash it? (refer to points 4 &
5)
7. Terrible mass transit (WTF is up w/w light rail system that runs in
one straight line from downtown to the Reliant Stadium - yeah pretty
smart & efficient!)
8. Second only to Dallas in the amount of chain restaurants on every
corner.
9. Did I mention the fat people everywhere?
10. "W '04" bumper stickers on 99.2% of the cars in the city.
11. Homogeneous "style" /sense of fashion (do guys here ever wear
anything BUT tucked in blue starched shirts with khakis)?
12. Did I mention messed up streets everywhere?
13. 20+ intersections in downtown alone which are not merked by street
signs in EITHER DIRECTION, making it impossible for the residents to
know where the hell they are, much less the tourists.
Face it: Houston is no city, it's just a big chunk of boring conservative
suburbs and fat people! Compare now to SF, Miami, NYC, etc
It's official, Houston is a hellhole.
Flame me all you want about how could 4 million+ people be wrong but
I'm going to state a few facts in support of my opinion:
1. Worst streets of any city in the nation. CAN THIS CITY PLEASE FIX
THE TIRE-BUSTING POTHOLES ON WESTHEIMER AND ALL OVER DOWNTOWN!
2. Fat people EVERYWHERE who can't put down their kolaches, donuts or
BBQ sandwhiches long enough to get their fat asses on a treadmill, or,
God forbid, TAKE A WALK OUTDOORS.
3. Hillbilly hicks who's "Southern Charm" seems way more fake than the
personalities of anyone in L.A.
4. Never ending construction (eg how long hav they been working on 610
near the Galleria now?) that constantly prevents one from keeping their
car(s) clean.
5. Rain, clouds or overcast conditions 6 days out of every week.
6. Impossible to keep a car clean so why wash it? (refer to points 4 &
5)
7. Terrible mass transit (WTF is up w/w light rail system that runs in
one straight line from downtown to the Reliant Stadium - yeah pretty
smart & efficient!)
8. Second only to Dallas in the amount of chain restaurants on every
corner.
9. Did I mention the fat people everywhere?
10. "W '04" bumper stickers on 99.2% of the cars in the city.
11. Homogeneous "style" /sense of fashion (do guys here ever wear
anything BUT tucked in blue starched shirts with khakis)?
12. Did I mention messed up streets everywhere?
13. 20+ intersections in downtown alone which are not merked by street
signs in EITHER DIRECTION, making it impossible for the residents to
know where the hell they are, much less the tourists.
Face it: Houston is no city, it's just a big chunk of boring conservative
suburbs and fat people! Compare now to SF, Miami, NYC, etc